LIZZY
Oh Mr. Darcy dear. Are you awake?
DARCY
Mmmmmm.
LIZZY
Oh my dearest Mr. Darcy.
DARCY
Mmmmmm.
LIZZY
Wakie, wakie, Mr. Darcy.
DARCY
Mmmmmm.
LIZZY
I'm going down to breakfast if you don't wake up and kiss me.
DARCY
You aren't going anywhere.
LIZZY
What if I'm hungry?
DARCY
Breakfast can wait, Mrs. Darcy.
LIZZY
But what if my stomach starts growling?
DARCY
Breakfast can wait, Mrs. Darcy.
LIZZY
If you insist, Mr. Darcy.
DARCY
Mr. Who?
LIZZY
Fitzwilliam. Fitzwilliam. Fitzwilliam! Oh, I
love the sound of that! Fitzwilliam! Why haven't I said that
before? I love saying it. Fitzwilliam. Fitzwilliam!
DARCY
I wanted you to call me that weeks ago.
LIZZY
Oh, Fitzwilliam. I love you, you know. ...Oh, dear, I must
look dreadful. I should go brush my hair. You messed it up pretty
badly last night, you big ogre.
DARCY
Lizzy, you look even more beautiful now than you did at our wedding.
LIZZY
I hope you think so, darling.
DARCY
What did you dream about last night? About me?
LIZZY
Well, not exactly. I dreamt about Captain Sam the Seducer and Dandy
Dave the Debaucher.
DARCY
Oh, you devil.
LIZZY
Well, they were fighting over me, but you jumped in and cut
them to ribbons.
DARCY
Good. Serves them right.
LIZZY
What did you dream about?
DARCY
What do you think I dreamt about?
LIZZY
Me?
DARCY
Of course.
LIZZY
Tell me all about it.
DARCY
Well, I dreant that you were walking all the way to Pemberley,
just as you walked to Netherfield that day.
LIZZY
In the rain?
DARCY
No.
The sun was bright, not a cloud in the sky, the wind was warm...
LIZZY
Oh, how romantic.
DARCY
The wind started to howl,
your hair was blowing all about,
and you couldn't take your eyes off me in the distance.
LIZZY
How sweet.
DARCY
And then your dress blew away.
LIZZY
Oh, for heaven's sake! That deserves a smack.
DARCY
Ouch.
LIZZY
By the way, do you know who Captain Sam looked like in my dream?
DARCY
Who?
LIZZY
Well, maybe I shouldn't say his name. It might spoil the mood.
DARCY
Oh no, not him!
LIZZY
Yes. But don't forget, my wonderful Captain Ogre slashed him to
pieces.
DARCY
He deserved no less. But it still disturbs me that he was intruding in
your dream.
LIZZY
Want to know who Dandy Dave looked like?
DARCY
No!
LIZZY
Oh, you're so cute. Jealous of my dream men.
DARCY
Well, I am getting hungry, Mrs. Darcy.
LIZZY
Do you think Caroline will be at the breakfast table this morning?
She's the odd one out now.
DARCY
Yes. I'm surprised she even wanted to spend the night at Netherfield.
LIZZY
Do you think she got along with Colonel Fitzwilliam's older brother
at the wedding?
DARCY
Oh, no you don't, Lizzy. Leave the poor man alone.
LIZZY
But I feel kind of sorry for her. Tell me, did the possibility of
marrying her ever cross your mind?
DARCY
Lizzy! How can you ask me such a question on the morning after our
wedding?
LIZZY
I know. But I won't be jealous. I promise.
DARCY
I never, ever, had any feelings for her. The only thought that
ever crossed my mind was that I might have to marry someone like
her some day. But then the miracle happened.
LIZZY
Miracle?
DARCY
The Meryton Miracle. You.
LIZZY
Oh, Fitzwilliam. ...It scares me to think of all the miracles
it took to get us to finally fall in love.
DARCY
Oh, your hair looks fine now. Come back here. ...You know, we
really owe a debt of gratitude to Caroline.
LIZZY
Why?
DARCY
Remember the day you and I met at Pemberley?
LIZZY
The day you returned home early and interrupted my tour of the
grounds?
DARCY
Yes. I came back early on purpose to avoid spending another day in the
carriage with Caroline.
LIZZY
Really? Perhaps we should drink a toast to her.
DARCY
But it's getting late. Perhaps we should go downstairs for breakfast.
LIZZY
Oh, no. Breakfast can wait, Mr. Darcy.