DARCY
Bingley. Good to see you. I'm off to Lambton.
BINGLEY
What's this I hear about Elizabeth Bennet? She's in Lambton? What's
she doing there?
DARCY
She's visiting Derbyshire with her aunt and uncle.
BINGLEY
She came all the way from Hertfordshire to visit Derbyshire of all
places?
DARCY
Well, the Peak district is quite popular.
BINGLEY
And she managed to end up at Pemberley?
DARCY
Well, Pemberley is quite well known for its --
BINGLEY
Is Jane there too? Where is Jane?
DARCY
No.
BINGLEY
Did she bring news of Jane?
DARCY
I didn't ask.
BINGLEY
Is this why you left us early yesterday?
DARCY
No, no. I had no idea. How would I know?
BINGLEY
Well, I'm coming.
DARCY
Why don't you stay here and break in my new billiard table with Hurst?
BINGLEY
Why are you bringing Georgiana? I certainly don't want to bring
my sister.