Anne de Bourgh gets to go to Elizabeth's wedding after her mother is reconciled.
Letter from Anne de Bourgh
Rosings Park, Kent
October 11, 1812
Dear Miss Bennet,
Words can hardly express how happy I am for both you and
my cousin Darcy. It was obvious to everyone last April (except my
mother) how much he admired you, and I know you will make him very
happy and that you'll be a delightful and capable mistress of Pemberley.
But I must first put you at ease and tell you
that I have never had any desire or intention of marrying Darcy, nor, I
believe, did he have any such intention toward me. It is a subject upon
which he and I never spoke, and there was never any attempt on either
side to further our relationship beyond that of just being friendly
cousins.
I know that you and I did not have
much opportunity to speak to one another when you were at Rosings, but
I was very impressed with the way you carried yourself and interacted
with Darcy and my mother. I hope you don't mind if I now look upon you
as a sort of model because I often find myself asking, what would Miss
Bennet do in whatever new situation I find myself in.
Unfortunately, mother will not allow me to attend your wedding, but please
be assured that I have the utmost respect and love for both you and Darcy
and wish you both great joy in your new life together.
Your
friend,
Anne de Bourgh
.
Letter from Elizabeth Bennet
Longbourn, near Meryton, Hertfordshire
October 14, 1812
Dear Anne,
Oh, Anne, it is perfectly lovely to hear from you.
I always regretted not having gotten to know you better at Rosings
Park last April. I have to accept most of the blame for not continuing our little
discussion of Cowper, except that Mr. Darcy must own to his share of the responsibility
for taking me away to dally at the pianoforte.
Your
mother did write to say that she and you would not be attending our wedding.
I do hope for a reconciliation between your mother and me some day, yet I don't
know what to do to further its likelihood. In any case, I hope to become a
regular correspondent with you and you must always remember that you are welcome
at Pemberley at any time day or night.
Your friend as well,
Lizzy
Bennet
.
Letter from Anne de Bourgh
Rosings Park, Kent
October
23, 1812
Dear Miss Bennet,
You'll never guess what has happened
in the last week!
I must say that the news of your wedding
has given me a sense of relief, and your letter has lifted my spirits and given me
a renewed strength. I have used this new courage to prevail upon my mother relentlessly
this past week to allow me to attend your wedding. I did not let up until she realized
how happy I am for Darcy and you and that I am not in the least bit heart-broken.
The resulting storms have been severe, but no more so than
the rampages that I've endured my entire life. I persevered in these endeavours until
she finally reversed her opinion (!) and I expect she will be writing to you herself.
But the final credit for my mother's change of heart cannot
go to me. It was the news from Mrs. Collins that finally turned around my mother's views.
Charlotte (she and I have become close friends) told mother that you had refused my cousin's
first proposal last April. Upon hearing this, mother buried herself in her room and hibernated
there for several days.
I'd rather not detail the circumstance which
forced poor Charlotte to betray this confidence. For that knowledge you will have to ask
Charlotte herself. However, the intelligence eventually had a most profound effect. My
mother finally emerged from her deliberations with a completely new outlook on you and my
cousin.
Mother has told me she will write to you to appeal for
another invitation to your wedding. Please excuse the tone of her letter for she is not
accustomed to making apologies, and please try to understand how difficult it has been
for her to accept such an upheaval in her longheld views and plans. I do believe that
Charlotte's news provided the means whereby my mother could make amends to you without
losing face.
In any case, I am packing in the hope of a trip to Hertfordshire. Please write
to tell me if we may still come. Mother is writing to Darcy to secure an invitation to
at Netherfield. I am so looking forward to meeting your sister Jane and Darcy's friend Mr.
Bingley and to be reunited with Georgiana. And I do hope that you will grant me
permission to call you Elizabeth instead of Miss Bennet.
Your most
excited soon-to-be new cousin,
Anne de Bourgh
.
Letter from Elizabeth Bennet
Longbourn, near Meryton, Hertfordshire
October 25, 1812
Dear Anne,
This is wonderful news indeed! Please be assured that you and your mother are most welcome to
attend our wedding. Rooms are being prepared for you at Netherfield even as I write.
Unfortunately I cannot grant you permission to call me Elizabeth. You must
instead call me Lizzy, as do all my family and friends. And my elder sister, who is
very anxious to meet you, insists upon being called Jane.
Georgiana is already here and I took the liberty of letting her read your letter. You can have
no doubt that she is beside herself with joy and cannot wait to have you here.
Your
most delighted new cousin,
Lizzy Bennet
.
Letter from Lady Catherine de Bourgh
Rosings Park, Kent
October 24, 1812
Dear Miss Bennet,
Please do not be
alarmed lest this letter renew those sentiments which I most ungraciously conveyed to you when we
last met, and which were expressed in my previous letter to you upon my learning of your engagement
to my nephew. I wish at present only to explain my new views on the subject and to request that
you allow my daughter and myself to attend your wedding.
My daughter Anne
informs me, much to my surprise, that she has never had any desire to marry her cousin. You must
realize how unexpected this revelation was to me, and it has forced me to rethink my position on
the matter of your engagement.
In addition, during the course of one of
our afternoon teas, Mrs. Collins informed me of your refusal of my nephew's first proposal of marriage
to you last April. I must say that I found this to be most singular and I have therefore decided to
alter my opinion of your character and motives.
Anne's health is much improved
over the last several weeks and she insists upon travelling to Hertfordshire for your wedding. I
therefore rescind my previous refusal to attend your wedding and ask that you accommodate both my
daughter and me. I will write separately to my nephew to request lodgings at Netherfield Hall.
Sincerely,
Lady Catherine de Bourgh
.
Letter from Elizabeth Bennet
Longbourn, near Meryton, Hertfordshire
October 25, 1812
Dear Charlotte,
I trust that you and Mr. Collins are well. I sincerely hope that you are busily preparing for your
journey back to Hertfordshire for I need you here most urgently. Jane is no longer a useful confidante
since she is continuously in the company of Mr. Bingley. In fact, she now spends literally twenty-four
hours of the day at Netherfield Hall (chaperoned by mother of course).
I have
heard recently from Anne de Bourgh (your new best friend?) that you were coerced into
revealing to Lady Catherine the essential details of Mr. Darcy's first proposal to me and his subsequent
disappointment. Be assured that I am not at all unhappy with this. In fact, your disclosure may have
precipitated a reconciliation between Lady Catherine and myself, for which I am ever grateful.
However, Anne hints at some chicanery in the circumstance under which you were forced to make
your revelation.
This has made me curious. Please write to tell me anything that
I might find amusing or scandalous.
With love,
Lizzy Bennet-for-only-one-more-month
Letter from Elizabeth Bennet
Longbourn, near Meryton, Hertfordshire
October 26, 1812
Dear Lady Catherine,
Thank you so much for writing, and be assured that you and Anne are
most welcome to attend our wedding. Mr. Darcy is preparing rooms for you at Netherfield, as I am sure he
has already told you.
Sincerely,
Miss Elizabeth Bennet
Express from Anne de Bourgh
Rosings Park, Kent
October 28, 1812
Dear new cousin Lizzy,
We are on our
way to Hertfordshire this very afternoon!
I am hurrying mother along so that we
may leave before nightfall. She seems always to be busy fussing about some detail or other, but I'm sure
all of her last-minute arrangements will be settled within the hour and we'll be at Netherfield Hall on
Friday, after a two-night stopover in London.
After much discussion with Mrs.
Jenkinson, I was able to gently persuade her to remain behind. This will leave me with one fewer encumbrance
during my stay so that I may see Meryton with Georgiana and Kitty. (May I call her Kitty?) And I do hope
that Hertfordshire boasts many pleasant long walks and similar extended diversions to keep my mother occupied.
One last thing. I was wondering if Colonel Fitzwilliam is staying at Netherfield as
well. If so, could he please be placed in a room near my own, as I have some important family business that I
need to discuss with him in private. I believe that my mother would prefer to be placed some distance away from
the Colonel, as she is worried that he may walk in his sleep and thereby disrupt her slumber. There is no need
to bother my mother about these plans, though.
Your ecstatic new almost-cousin,
Anne de
Bourgh
Express from Elizabeth Bennet
Longbourn, near Meryton, Hertfordshire
October
29, 1812
Dear Colonel,
I hope you do not receive this express, for
I expect you to be on the road to Hertfordshire by now.
But in case you are
still in Derbyshire, then I must tell you that your cousin Anne seems somewhat eager to have you at
Netherfield when she arrives. Why she should be so anxious I can only imagine, but in case you haven't
left Matlock yet, perhaps you should ride ahead on horseback so as to spend a day or two extra
with her.
Your new commanding officer,
General Elizabeth Bennet
Letter from Charlotte Collins
Hunsford Parsonage, Rosings Park
October 28, 1812
Dear Lizzy,
Quite frankly, Lizzy, I was hoping that my divulgence of the proposal
would never come to light. I am quite embarrassed by this whole episode. But if you insist
upon reading the remainder of this letter then you must write immediately afterwards to tell
me if you forgive me or if you desire to terminate our friendship. (I'm just kidding of
course.)
One afternoon at Rosings, Lady Catherine was railing against
her nephew and his atrocious choice of a wife (her words), when Colonel Fitzwilliam
let slip that, in April, Mr. Darcy had spent an afternoon alone with you at Hunsford and that
Mr. Darcy had therefore missed tea that afternoon. I'd rather not detail the circumstance
which led to his slip. For that knowledge you will have to speak to the Colonel himself.
Lady Catherine then speculated upon the reason that her nephew would
be visiting a lady (you) without a chaperone (me). Her wild ramblings went so far as to
suggest that Mr. Darcy had compromised you in some manner and that that could
be the only reason for your subsequent engagement.
At this point I
felt that I had to interrupt Lady Catherine and relate to her what had actually happened
that day, as described in detail to me by my trusty maid Gwen who has been trained (by me)
to keep me abreast of all goings-on within Hunsford. (Sorry)
One
final thing. Anne is only my second best friend, but a close second nonetheless.
When you get to know her better I'm sure you'll fall in love with her as I have.
And oh yes, in case you were wondering, the Colonel was indeed a frequent visitor
to Rosings several weeks ago. He seemed to stare at Anne in the same manner that Mr. Darcy
stared at you in April.
Your still-best-friend-I-hope,
Charlotte
Collins
Express from Lady Catherine de Bourgh
Rosings Park, Kent
October
28, 1812
Dear Miss Bennet,
Please inform my nephew that Mrs. Jenkinson
will be unavailable to travel to Hertfordshire with us due to a sudden ailment. My daughter
and I will therefore require only two rooms for the duration of our visit. A pair of adjoining
rooms would be ideal.
We are leaving Kent this afternoon and expect
to arrive at Netherfield in two days time.
Sincerely,
Lady Catherine de Bourgh
.
Express from Elizabeth Bennet
Longbourn, near Meryton, Hertfordshire
October 28, 1812
Dear Anne,
I hope this express finds you safe and sound
in London on your stopover.
Regarding your rooms, Mr. Bingley has
had to engage a carpenter for a few minor renovations to some doors in Netherfield. The best
accommodation that he is now able to offer is a room directly opposite that of the Colonel.
These rooms are at the far end of the hall so that the Colonel's sleepwalking is unlikely to
disturb anyone. Your mother will be safely housed in Mr. Bingley's most spacious suite on the
upper level. I hope this arrangement meets your needs.
Safe journey!
Your cousin-in-waiting,
Lizzy Bennet
Letter from Elizabeth
Bennet
Longbourn, near Meryton, Hertfordshire
October 28, 1812
Dear Colonel,
You had better not receive this letter until after my marriage,
sir, for if you have not yet left Matlock then I will have you reduced to a Sergeant, or
perhaps Chief Potato-Peeler and Bottle-Washer.
My good friend Charlotte
Collins tells me that at some time earlier this month you revealed to your aunt
(you know which aunt I'm talking about) that Mr. Darcy had been alone with me at
Hunsford Parsonage in April when she had instead been expecting him to tea.
Actually, this slip has resulted in a reconciliation between Lady Catherine and
the two of us. I am eternally grateful to you for this, of course, but I cannot stand by
and ignore your inexcusable lack of delicacy. Your real commanding officer
must be alerted of your wagging tongue at once so that you may be removed from all clandestine
activity in the service of His Majesty.
By the way, I hope your rooms
at Netherfield were to your liking.
Your by-now-cousin-in-law
Mrs
. Elizabeth
Darcy
P.S. That was the very first time that I have signed my name in that
manner. By the time you read this it will be true! So please allow me a bit of indulgence
in the pleasurable feeling of writing my new name:
Mrs. Elizabeth
Darcy
Mrs. Elizabeth Darcy
Mrs. Elizabeth
Darcy
Mrs. Elizabeth Darcy
Mrs. Elizabeth
Darcy
Mrs. Elizabeth Darcy
Letter from
Colonel Fitzwilliam
Matlock House, Derbyshire
October 29, 1812
Dear MISS BENNET,
No, your eyes do not deceive you. I have indeed received your second letter
much earlier than you expected, for I am in fact still at Matlock House tending to some
important military matters. I am not at liberty to divulge to meddlesome young ladies the
nature of these duties other than to say that they involve the extensive evaluation of
spirituous quaffments (military jargon) and not the peeling of potatoes.
Regarding my threatened demotion to Sergeant, I must remind you that I hold in my
hand the evidence of your adoption of the Darcy name before your nuptuals.
This is a capital offence in Derbyshire, punishable by the loss of either one limb or four
fingers, your choice.
Regarding my 'slip', I only mentioned the
infamous rendezvous to my aunt after her own daughter remarked that there had been
precisely one afternoon in April when both you and Darcy were unaccountably and
simultaneously absent from Rosings. I'd rather not detail the circumstance which forced
Anne to inadvertenly divulge this information. For that knowledge you will have to ask Anne herself.
But you must not hesitate to lay the entire blame for this debacle at the feet of my cousin Miss Anne de Bourgh.
And regarding my rooms at Netherfield, is there any particular reason why they would not
have been to my liking? Now that I have been forewarned, I will make sure to examine
every corner of the room for booby-traps and explosives before settling in. Perhaps I will
foil your plot by using the room across the hall instead.
Yours in top secrecy,
Colonel Richard Fitzwilliam
Express from Lady Catherine de Bourgh
Bourgh
House, London
October 29, 1812
Dear Miss Bennet,
Regarding our
accommodation at Netherfield, I must add that if no adjoining rooms are available, then
my daughter and I will fit quite comfortably in any spacious room that is available.
I would tell my nephew but he seems to be too distracted these
days to respond to any of my letters.
Sincerely,
Lady Catherine de Bourgh
.
Express from Elizabeth Bennet
Longbourn, near Meryton, Hertfordshire
October 29, 1812
Dear Anne,
I hope you are enjoying the second
night of your stopover in London.
However, I have received an alarming
report from none other than Colonel Fitzwilliam, who informs me that you yourself initiated the
incident in which Mr. Darcy's unfortunate first proposal was brought to your mother's attention.
After giving this matter some thought, I feel that I have no choice but
to withdraw my previous authorization and demand that you revert to calling me Miss
Bennet for the first five minutes of your visit in Hertfordshire. However, I may show some
leniency if you can offer an acceptable explanation for your slip.
In
all seriousness, though, and if at all possible, please see if you can arrange for you and your
mother to remain in London for one more night. Mr. Bingley needs additional time to effect a
few more emergency repairs on the upper level at Netherfield.
See you soon,
'Miss Bennet'
Express from Anne de Bourgh
Bourgh House, London
October 29, 1812
Dear Miss Bennet, formerly Lizzy,
One day about a fortnight ago my mother
was pontificating upon Darcy and his horrendous choice of a wife (her words) when she remarked
that Darcy and you had been at Rosings for tea every single afternoon during his stay at Rosings.
In my newfound spirit of independence and impertinence (and pointing out
mother's mistakes whenever possible) I thereupon interjected that there had been one afternoon
when the both of you were absent from Rosings.
If this means that I can take
full credit for my mother's change of heart, then I am delighted. And in honour of my great
achievement I demand to be called "Anne the Glorious", at least for the first ten minutes after
my arrival in Hertfordshire.
And oh yes, my mother and I are indeed staying
in London for another night. I insisted that I needed to visit the British Museum to inspect the
suits of armour used by our soldiers many centuries ago. I'm sure that Colonel Fitzwilliam will be
most interested to hear of my discoveries.
With great anticipation,
Anne de Glorious
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